Usually when you read a title like this
it sounds like something tactful, grave and pretty serious is about to be said.
But here's my open message to MBC group: Get a Life! Now here's an open message
for you, how about that? I don't know where to start, from
stupid stupid stupid shows like ET and the insider or those creepy dubbed
movies? Well, let's start with the utterly ridiculous
shows since they were there first. A daily show that rarely talks about
something interesting, let alone of an interest to the middle-eastern viewer. I
mean, what in the world do I care, what does anybody care if John Gosling
whoever he is, is doing Yoga! Yes, that's actually a piece of news, they have a
picture of him taking a Yoga pose, wow! Seriously WOW!! Okay, then? What did we
achieve here? The moral of the story? Someone who became famous overnight for
having 8 children and is trashing his wife on TV and of course she's trashing
him too and the whole thing is a large pile of white trash, and then MBC brings
it to you, why? Let me make a WILD guess: because this network is getting
trashier everyday and seems to think that the viewers are a bunch of morons or
celebrity-obsessed fanatics…
And what's even worse
is that they TRANSLATE these shows! Like they really believe anybody cares! I know that they are trying to fill the
broadcast hours but then why don't they have something like the Daily Show for
example? That's something of substance and will at least show that the network
respects its viewers… And what's with the dubbed movies? Couldn't
they choose any other movie other that Brave Heart to BUTCHER it!! Well, at
least brave heart was done is classical Arabic, the real disaster was The
Godfather, dubbed in Syrian! Now that must be the most ridiculous joke in TV's
history! It's a joke, right? And what the heck is MBC3 about? I'll
tell you: the definition of double standards. They pitch all kind of junk on
children and they claim that they are child-friendly by editing specific scenes
and manipulating the translation in a really weird way! I mean, even if you
didn't translate "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" and
"kiss" and "hug" as what they really mean in the context,
children believe it or not are not stupid! They can get the idea, so stop treating
them as a bunch of drooling chimpanzees and stop feeding them all that crap! So, MBC, or whoever is in
charge of you, get a grip! And please consider shutting down 90% of your
channels, I think it would be a HUGE favor for the Arab nation!

Caught my friend at work today drinking this... I wonder what the short term effects of this could be, I think it might as well be banned at work for productivity related reasons
Think it can't get any more contradictory than this? Wait till you know that this lillipop has been exposed like this on this desk for over two weeks...
Have you ever wondered where
your mind has been on a particular moment? You know those things that are real
and happened for real yet they seem to be completely wiped out of your consciousness,
as if for a moment you stepped out of yourself and went to live in another
world… Few moths ago I was with a
friend in So we were standing in the
middle of the mall trying to decide which way to go to reach a certain store, I
guess it was Accessorize, you know that place that looks all colorful and sparkly
yet when you get in, even if to buy some cheesy gift for a little girl most of
the things are grossly overpriced so you end up buying nothing? Anyway… We were discussing which way
to go, finally agreed on how to go about it, checked out some stores finally
sat to have some lunch. So as we were having lunch (more of a supper), or maybe
just before that I can't really remember but it's really irrelevant, my friend
said out of nowhere: "It's wired how some guys
put themselves in awkward situtations" I was curious why she was
saying that so I asked her what's the occasion for this, so she said: "That guy that came up to
you while we were deciding on which way to go" I was like, "what
guy?" So she said, "That guy,
he stopped in front of you and asked you "where do you want to go?"
and you completely ignored him so he went on his way! I was surprised actually
at how spontaneously you handled the situation" Well that's because I didn't
even see or hear the guy! I couldn't remember any of that, as if there was a mist
screen that made me not see him or as if that moment was blocked out so it
didn't register to my conscious mind! I wondered that maybe he was
someone I know and he was trying to say hi in a rather unusual way, I don't
know but I hope not because it might've made me look really bad! I'm still curious… who on earth
was that person, why didn't I see him and most importantly, was that the only
time something like this happened? If only there was a way to
know!
Although he had lung
cancer, his death came as a surprise to everybody. Few months ago they said the
cancer has taken a tight grip over his lungs and he was a goner. A while after
that the good news came that he was doing amazingly well, he even went on a few
months later to open a new Medical complex, after all he was a doctor and his
job was to save lives. Everything seemed to be working out well, until a
patient came in and sneezed. It didn't take the
H1N1 much time to claim his life. His immune system was fried with all the
chemo, and within few days his family received a phone call just before dawn,
telling them that their beloved father and husband has passed away. He was a good man, and
he had such a great family that we all loved, so it was only natural that
people would pour in to pay their condolences. As soon as we saw the mother and
the children we hugged them and cried with them, despite the warnings of not
making too much contact out of fear that the swine flu might still be hovering
over his loved ones. His wife spoke about
how he used to spend Ramadan nights praying and reading Qur'an, how he used to
do the prayers even when he was in the ICU, and how sometimes he couldn't
finish because he'd passed out. She'd alternate between crying out of sorrow
and smiling at the good memories she had of him. Just before we left
the wake a certain piece of news spread like wildfire. His daughter also had,
or maybe still has the swine flu. Well, what can you do other that hope that
you didn't catch any of it… As we left the wake we
began exchanging stories about the people who attended. Some people had
anti-bacterials that they used all the time. Someone came in with a mask
dangling on his chest, which he clearly got rid of when he saw that no one else
is using one. Someone arrived at the house but decided that he's not getting in
and took of. So at last we all
concluded that we might have been exposed to H1N1, but what can you do? You
just pray that it doesn't hit you, but even if it did, it might not be the
worst thing in the world. According to my uncle's wife, people who get the
swine flu this year should consider themselves lucky, for the virus is
relatively mild now, while next year it could be more developed and more powerful. The bottom line is
that it's just another flu, you just
need to take the right antibiotic for it, which is the Tamiflu. If you get the
symptoms, don't just take any kind of antibiotic because antibiotics could be
dangerous if taken wrong. So there's really no reason to panic, they even are
not keeping people at hospitals anymore, if you go to a hospital complaining about
swine flu symptoms they just give you the Tamiflu and tell you to stay home for
a week. On the bright side, I
woke up this morning to find that my mother had prepared two jugs of fresh
citrus juice. Well, we can use some vitamin C you know! May Allah rest the
doctor's soul in peace, and give us whatever is better to have, flu or no flu!

















