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Yet another annoying Arabic commercial

"A woman and her husband arguing about something. The man is yelling and saying: I won't say this twice, your parents can't live with us. The woman tries to calm him down to discuss it quietly and convince him of that.

 

Then, she brings him a dish of food prepared with none other than Craft cheese. And all of a sudden the man is enchanted, and he's okay with his in-laws coming to live with them."

 

Yes, Arab men are nothing but insatiable gluttons with no sensitivity whatsoever so if you want to persuade them of something all you have to do is bring them a dish of food, specifically Craft cheese and they will be hooked. Cram his face and he'll be your slave.

 

Moreover, I find it very humiliating to show a woman begging her husband to let her parents live with them. I think that this is a very sensitive subject in our society and it should not be displayed in this way. Whatever happened to the renowned Arab chivalry and strong family bonds and duty toward parents, not only biological ones, but also in-laws. Cress cross all that and bring him a dish of Craft cheese in one stupid commercial, Ugh!

 

You might think I'm exaggerating, but those commercials are getting more stupid each day, they are lucky nobody is suing them!

Funny Names of Arabic Dishes

What's in a name? Well, with all due respect for Mr. Shakespeare: So much. At least that what the Arabic cuisine has to say, with the wide variety of dishes that hold some of the weirdest names ever. I wonder why is that! Maybe women used to invent things, and since they didn't look so appealing and the ingredients were somehow irrelevant so they just preferred not to call them the conventional way, like "Marinated Chicken with Rosemary and Mushroom sauce" or some such name like those we read in the menus of Italian and Chinese restaurants.

 

One of the most popular Levantine dishes is 7orra2 isba3o, the literal translation of which would be Burner of his own finger. It's very famous that the name seems to have grown on people, but looking at the translation now, you might start to think it's quite ridiculous, especially that we don't know the real reason behind such a name.  This dish is made up primarily of lentils and dough. It may look like a mashed mess of vaguely related ingredients, but it's really good. I didn't find anything on the origin of the name though.

 

Another one I haven't heard of until recently is Yahoodi Msafer (Traveling Jew). I don't know what it's made of exactly but I understood it consists of grain, zucchini and egg plants. I'm not sure of the origin, but the only thing I found is that (Arab) Jews used to make this dish and they called it "Traveling Muslim" So Arab/Muslims changed the name to "Traveling Jew".

 

If you like beans, then you might want to try 3aisheh Khanom (Madam Aisha). Large white beans in tomato sauce, couldn't find anything on the origin of the name, it could be the lady who invented it.

 

I guess all of us have at some point tried Jaz Maz (Untranslatable), Also know as "2allayet bandore ma3 baid" (Fried eggs with tomato) a very popular dish, delicious, cheap and easy to prepare. But I can't help but wonder who would give it such a name, and why!

 

Perhaps it's time for dessert. Qudret Qader (Might of the Mighty) is a maliciously delicious treat that consists of a layer of cream caramel on top of a thin sponge coffee cake. Supposedly called that because it's so easy to make; for they say however you put the ingredients together, the result is the same.

 

If you're into more Oriental kind of treats, the answer to your cravings is kol weshkor (Eat and be thankful). Another rich sweet dessert, which is more widely known as Baklawa (From Turkish Baklava). It's made of layers of dough filled with nuts and soaked with sugar syrup. I don't know why it's called thus, but I imagine that if we had an Arabic version of Thanksgiving, then kol weshkor will be the parallel of stuffed roast turkey.

  

The rich Arabic cuisine never ceases to provide us with good dishes and weird names, and if you dig more deeply, you'll probably find dozens of those. But again, I think Shakespeare was right. For to hear the other half of the (adapted) quote: What's in a name? That which we call "Msalwa3a", by any other name would taste as good!  

 

Arabic TV Drama Awards

It's no secret I'm a fan of Arabic drama, Syrian drama to be more precise, but I do watch some Egyptian/Jordanian/Khaliji…etc from time to time. I think it's a very important part of our culture and many of these shows reflect social and historical aspects in the Arab world, however mind-boggling, poorly directed/ scripted some of them might be.

 

This Ramadan, like every year, producers invaded the screens with works that ranged between good and bad. As contradictory as it may sound, Ramadan seems to be TV's highest season, as the shows broadcast in Ramadan keep repeating throughout the year. Personally, having better things to do, I could only follow one TV series, but I did see some scattered episodes from other shows here and there, some of them I had to watch as a part of my job. Working in the media could be fun!

 

So, I was impressed by some aspects of those shows. Sometimes the acting, the direction, the plot, the music, etc. Other times however, it was the typical remarks on how bad they are. So it occurred to me this morning that, what if we have Emmy Awards for Arabic shows? And I started sorting them out in my mind, and continued all through my way to work. This is what I came up with, and of course it's all a personal preference…

 

أفضل ممثل في دور ثانوي

وائل شرف- باب الحارة

 

أفضل ممثلة في دور ثانوي

تاج حيدر- باب الحارة

 

أفضل ممثل في دور بطولة

تيم حسن- الملك فاروق

 

أفضل ممثلة في دور بطولة

صبا مبارك- نمر بن عدوان

 

أفضل تأليف موسيقي

الملك فاروق- (رم، طارق الناصر)

 

أفضل ممثل ضيف في مسلسل

عبد المنعم عمايري- الليلة الثانية بعد الألف

 

أفضل ممثلة ضيفة في مسلسل

منى واصف- باب الحارة

 

أفضل إخراج

حاتم علي- الملك فاروق

 

أفضل نص أصلي

قضية رأي عام

 

أفضل مسلسل

باب الحارة  (مش رأي شخصي، إجماع جماهيري)

 

I still have many thoughts on those shows and Arabic shows in general, these will be posted in the days to come in sha'a Allah…

Memories of War

Last night I was watching the movie "Three Kings" on TV. In fact, I was half-watching if I may call it so; for my mind was roaming the globe in pursuit of an idea I'd just had then,  which I deemed a matter of "to be or not to be" on the personal level.

 

As I was watching, I kept checking the clock so I can switch the channel to Malcolm in the middle; because, to tell you the truth, the movie fell short of what I had expected, so I wasn't that much involved. I had seen a similar movie before, same theme: the American soldiers in Iraq during and after the Gulf war. And although there was no George Clooney in the movie, I think it was more interesting.

 

Towards the end of the movie, my 11-year-old brother came in, also waiting for Malcolm in the Middle. As he watched some of the movie, he asked me: "Between who and who was that war?" I replied that it was between Kuwait and Iraq. His jaw dropped at that, and he was like: "How come? They are both Arab countries!"

 

I didn't bother much with an explanation, nor with mentioning the U.S role in all this; maybe it's because I thought he was too young for this crap. Instead, I said coldly without even looking at him: "It happens".

 

He didn't say anything about it for a moment, as if he was trying to wrap his mind about that new fact. Then he asked again: "Who won the war, Iraq or Kuwait?" I thought it was a tricky question to answer, and I discovered that I hadn't really thought about that. It's not a Yu-gi-Oh duel after all, so I thought the easiest answer was to say it was complicated.

 

I don't know if that was a proper answer. I wanted to tell him afterwards that both lost, then I thought about what happened to each country after the war, but I still felt that both of them lost one way or another.

 

Anyway, this conversation reminded me with myself in the days of the Gulf War (1990-1991). I don't really remember much of it, something like vague flashes. Perhaps the clearest memory I have of the war was when we were visiting my aunt's house one afternoon. My mother was helping me put on my shoes as we prepared to go home, and she said: "Let's go home quickly before the war breaks out". I was startled, and I can imagine my eyes widening as I asked her: "War! With whom?" She said in a tone that suggested I should already know that, "The Jews, who else?"

 

In another distant flashback, I would wake up sometime in the night to find my parents sticking duct tape on the windows. I don't remember when I learned the reason behind that was to prevent the glass from shattering around, in case the area was bombed.

 

I don't know why I'm remembering this right now. And I don't know if my memories of the more recent wars are less vague. Now that 1 year passed after the war on Lebanon, I find myself very thankful that my memories of war as a child were a blur. Now that I knew what war is, that I understood the heavy toll it takes on everyone and the pall it casts over the life of human beings, I am really grateful I wasn't much aware of it. Imagine realizing that your house could be shattered by a stray missile at any given time. Imagine watching all kind of ballistics hovering above your head. Worse yet, imagine being actually hit by them, watching your family die in front of your eyes.

 

Yes, the war has come to an end, but I wonder if the scars it managed to leave will ever heal.

 

Ever.
 

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Don't shoot me please

This is an email I received today, from Mohammad Omar, Palestinian journalist and photographer, reporting from Gaza. I'm not going to comment on this, you just try to put yourself in his place as an eye witness to the horrible situation there, not as a hero, not as a defender of the right, but as a human being...

Dear friends,
I'm scared, i was almost killed or at least bleeding
till death. three militants were closing all roads and
they sudden, they said to me stop during the curfew, i
stop and then the masked-men open fire under my feet
hitting the ground under my feet. i thought I'm
killed, and i could not explain or scream as the
shooting was louder than my scream, so I said, :" No,
don't do that, stop stop, please" oh, i was in tears,
this is the first time I'm begging someone not to kill
me, and then the other guy who's also militant was
standing in my side and said, we don't want to kill
him, lets shoot him in his legs and leave him bleed. I
said, what? why? and then he said, your ID, I show it
with the press card and then they let me go. I was
scared that they would shoot at me once I turn my
back, but alhamdllah this didn't happen, I was scared,
scared, scared to death. this was not pleasant
experience, and they were doing this, as I got stuck
and could not find transport back home, so I went
walking in the streets. I'm scared to death. those are
just evil and terrible people. I don't wish to be in
that position again. i can't stand in my feet
anymore, I feel pain and scared. those are working for
preventive security, which is working closely with
Israelis. I was wearing my bullet proof vest, but this
didn't protect me enough. today, more than 10 were
killed and tens were injured, many by Israelis, but
still some by Palestinian clashes between Hamas and
Fateh. they don't want this to be reported. I didn't
tell about this to my mother, she will be scared
again!

sad greetings!
Mohammed



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