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Some Government-Friendly Posts

Considering the new genius decision of the government to monitor the online realm, I realized that we could be blogging pure crap very soon, that's when we run out of good stuff that is also bloggable in the government's opinion. So, my dear cyber friends, here is a list of some topics you can delight yourself in writing about, and others you'd better stay away from if you have a family that cares about you.
 

- For kicks off, you can write about personal stuff and memories. Stick to the past, the furture is non of your business, and the reason is very simple really: the Goverment can monitor the past, the future is out of their reach.

- Write about cooking. Preferrably things that would make you feel stuffed all day and leave you with no room for thinking of anything else.

- Write about humanity and the beautiful world we live in.

- Write about Nature, but dare you not come anywhere near natural resources, that could get you into problems.

- Avoid anything that has to do with fuel prices, vegetable prices, salaries and such stuff, - since you could be marked as anti-developmentlist.

- Avoid religious topics, since you could be labeled as "Prospective IAF Material"

- Write about night clubs, restaurants, hang outs, anyhting that doesn't require much mind labor.

- Stop whining about article 340 of the criminal code.

- Never quote a newspaper article.

- Don't criticise or show any level of discontent for any stupid decision you hear on TV or radio.

- Post a daily video for Omar Al-Abdallat.

That should do, good luck!



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halataha
September, 24, 2007 11:26 AM
You made me laugh 3n jad, specially the last point msh ma32oleh :-)
Qabbaniَ
September, 24, 2007 11:58 AM
انا من هلا مجهز كم بوست كم هي الحياة جميلة في الأردن
و شكلي رح اضل اكتب عن الطبخ مش لأشي بس لأنو زاكي ,

وعلى فكرة لهلا ما حدا جاب سيرة البلوجز بالمرة يعني لسا ما انشملنا بالقرار ههههههههه

والله وكبرنا وصار في قرارت تخصنا

دنيا
kinzi from United States
September, 24, 2007 1:02 PM
Ola, I laughed too, in an ironic, sad kind of way.

Stay sharp!!
ola from Jordan
September, 24, 2007 3:10 PM
Thanks fellows!

Kinzi: Actually I got inspired for a part of it by your "cookies" comment :D
kinzi from United States
September, 24, 2007 4:31 PM
Ola, I'm honored!!! I just thought great minds think alike. :D
bahloul from Jordan
September, 25, 2007 9:25 AM
I think we have to be like robots in this life, with a touch you can talk, with the other you can walk and with the red one you have to be completely shut down....

just new blogger...
ola from Jordan
September, 25, 2007 10:10 AM
Kinzi: In deed :D

Bahloul: Maybe that's how they want us to be! welcome to the blogosphere :)
Pheras Hilal from Jordan
September, 25, 2007 12:58 PM
You forgot to mention that we must have a daily "shout out" to our troops by dedicating "Jeishna Jeish al Watan". I mean you just can't get more patriotic than that, no?
The Observer from Jordan
September, 25, 2007 3:05 PM
Jeishna Jeish al Watan!

Lol

Funny!
الاردني الحر from United States
September, 25, 2007 3:10 PM
لاتخفوا من هل الزمره الهامله أحكوا الي بدكوا أيا
Ola from Jordan
September, 25, 2007 8:41 PM
Yepp, and we should all listen to the songs they play on Fann FM every mornign on Mohammad Alwakeel show... YAL 7ARAS ELKHA9 7OBBAK THIBA7NY MEN ELSAS LEL RASS

Wedad from Jordan
September, 27, 2007 3:16 PM
a7san eshe el wa7ad y2oom ynaaam :p