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World from a different angle

Oldy, but goldy!

What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!

The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop  for good.

The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee.

The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

The Israeli will:

 (1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.

(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.

 (3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using  germ-weapons.

(4) Keep on crying about anti-Semitism and violations of human rights.

(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
 
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.

(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.

(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.

(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.

(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.

                       



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hamede from United States
July, 28, 2006 12:29 AM
Agree.
Karin from Germany
July, 28, 2006 1:58 AM
Ha-ha ... I like that a lot - that's hilarious! Besides ... possibly closer to the truth than meets the eye ...
GREAT Ola ... thanks a LOT!
mike alpha from United States
July, 28, 2006 2:10 AM
Two Palestinian men are talking in a bar.

The first one pulls out his wallet and shows the other one a picture.
"See? This was my eldest son. He martyred himself on a bus last year."

The other one pulls out his own wallet and shows the other one a picture as well.
"This was my middle son. He martyred himself at a nightclub just 3 months ago."

The first one looks at him and sighs.

"Children today... They blow up so fast..."
Cindi from United States
July, 28, 2006 2:50 AM
This is great. Made me laugh.
Mike, You are a jerk, but your story does hold some truth. Palestinian children children do blow up fast, as well as Lebanese, Iraqi, men, and women. Only it is Israel and America that are blowing them up. Stop the ignorance and violence.
hamede from United States
July, 28, 2006 3:14 AM
Mike and his brother flying around a pile of poo so mike started sniffing around and said ew,who farted.
jzenman from United States
July, 28, 2006 3:27 AM
I'm from Kansas, USA. I've been trying to understand both sides of this conflict. It seems to me the farther you go back in history you’ll find that people have been fighting over this piece of land for thousands of years. I’ve read the Old Testament, the New Testament and the Koran. We all worship the same God. The Jews were there first. (Except for the Canaanites but they’re gone now because The God of Islam, Christ and the Jews told Moses to take the land). That means YOUR God told the Jews they could have Jerusalem. Islam wouldn’t even exist if it weren’t for the Jews. They’re like your big brother. Plus they were almost exterminated by the Nazis. So the UN gave the Jews back their homeland after the Holocaust. If you want to get mad at anyone get mad at the Germans. The Israelis and Palestinians should ban together and destroy Germany. Or just move somewhere else. I live in Kansas. My homeland is De Soto, Kansas. If I woke up everyday to bloodshed, war and chaos I would just move somewhere else. Even if some guy wrote a book thousands of years ago saying De Soto, Kansas was the Holy Land. I just don’t care that much about ANY piece of land. My home is where I lay my head. That could be anywhere in the world. My home is inside my MIND. Everything else is an illusion. Come out to De Soto, Kansas. No one is fighting out here.
Rico from Canada
July, 28, 2006 6:59 AM
These Shiite Muslims don't want the land pal, they want to kill Jews, Christians, Bhuddists, Hindus and anybody else that isn't Muslim. You better understand that. I also see many Europeans on this site, anti Semitic Europeans mostly from the queer countries like the Netherlands, France, Spain and in particular Germany. You people are pathetic. You shits, I mean Shiites want a fucking war come and get it pal. We dealt with the Nazis we can take care of a Medieval bunch of terror loving club carriers anyday.
Bring it on Bin Laden, Bring it on Nasrallah, Bring it on, we'll turn yer fucking land into glass.
jzenman from United States
July, 28, 2006 7:18 AM
I saw some pictures of Hezbollah fighters waving the Nazi salute on CNN... I don't think that's going to help the cause any... I mean COME ON! Don't you guys get the history channel?
Karin from Germany
July, 28, 2006 10:09 AM
"Islam wouldn’t even exist if it weren’t for the Jews. .... If you want to get mad at anyone get mad at the Germans. .... The Israelis and Palestinians should ban together and destroy Germany. Or just move somewhere else. I live in Kansas."

Say ... are you totally out of your mind??? Which planet did you drop in from? What you say is actually too stupid to comment ... get a grip - and get REAL!!
NOBODY is anti-semitic here ... alone THAT remark shows me you don't understand what you're saying! Did it ever occur to you that Jews and Arabs .. are BOTH SEMITITES??? The name SEMITE comes from SHEM, one of the three sons of Noah and SEMITES are nothing else but members of a group of people who speak semitic languages! The word "anit-semite" nowadays is a "misnomer" and makes no sense whatsoever!
See ... you need to learn before you spew around this nonsense!

Islam would very well have come to exist without Judaism ... your statement lacks any foundation. And together with the Palestinian peole to destroy Germany ... you make me laugh! You're really a weirdo!!
Karin from Germany
July, 28, 2006 10:12 AM
Sorry .. I forgot to mention that my comment was the response to "jzenman" from the US of A.
thecaller from Egypt
July, 28, 2006 11:33 AM
asalam 3alaykom,
OLA..you're my girl..i mean..you crack me up at the srangest things..and that's what amazing about you..
great great great post:):)
helarious..i can't stop laughing:)
+especially at how full of crap mike and jnezman ( what kind of name is that !!!!) and little rico..come on guys..please..give me abreak..are you for real or what??!!

+cindi..thank god you are just a breath of fresh air between them:)

+hamede..you're so funny these days..keep it up:)

+ karin..don't pay attention to their mess..they did it them selves and it's fallin' on their heads.
Ola from Jordan
July, 28, 2006 11:59 AM
Karin, Hamede, Cindi, thecaller: glad you liked it guys!

Jnezman, or whatever: Well, let me rephrase that for you wit a few corrections: Judaism, Christianity and Islam stem from one source... But Jews exploited the celestial message and altered it as to save their personal interests, they think they are a superior race and they want to kick Muslims and Christians out of Jerusalem. Well, at least let me talk about zionists, because I know there are jews who don't approve of what the zionists are doing ion Palestine...
jzenman from United States
July, 28, 2006 2:38 PM
>Did it ever occur to you that Jews and Arabs .. are BOTH SEMITITES??? The name SEMITE comes from SHEM, one of the three sons of Noah and SEMITES are nothing else but members of a group of people who speak semitic languages!

Ah yeah I knew that… Just the fact that I am posting makes me a bit head of the curve here in America… Trust me there are some really mean and dumb people here….

>The word "anit-semite" nowadays is a "misnomer" and makes no sense whatsoever!

So what? Maybe we need to make up a new word for the hatred Jews and Muslims have for each other… Call it Shmubbla Shmum Bla Bla Bla… I don’t really care… It’s there all the same.

>you need to learn before you spew around this nonsense!

I was trying to throw in a bit of hyperbole… Some kind of weird idea to throw in the mix of the very High Strangeness that is Middle East Politics… Funny, a guy from Germany didn’t get the joke… What’s new? Maybe you need to drop a handful of ecstasy and dance around with ravers at the Love parade… And that goes for pretty much EVERYONE in the Middle East.

>Islam would very well have come to exist without Judaism ...

Maybe you should read the Koran… Is the German guy trying to make a joke here? Stick to building cars… Leave the standup to the Jews… Trust me they have that shit down… Plus great connections in Hollywood.

>you make me laugh!

Go with it dude! You’re learning now… Here’s another joke…

Belsen was a gas!
jzenman from United States
July, 28, 2006 2:57 PM
Ola writes...

>Judaism, Christianity and Islam stem from one source...

I know that already… What is it with you people?

>But Jews exploited the celestial message and altered it as to save their personal interests,

Here’s where you veer off into Lala Land… Did you get that piece of history from an Aljazeera version of God for Dummies? As if Muslims haven’t exploited there message for their own cause?

>they think they are a superior race

Maybe they are for all we know… They somehow have managed to survive this long… Did your race almost get exterminated? Don’t you think you’d be a bit touchy if 65 years later people were again trying to wipe you off the face of the map?

>and they want to kick Muslims and Christians out of Jerusalem.

Hey speak for yourself… Christians don’t want Jerusalem… They kicked us out of the Temple 2000 years ago… That’s why we came up with the Kingdom of God is within idea… Maybe you should try it… It’s a lot easier than fighting over rocks and dust…
Hosam
July, 28, 2006 6:50 PM
To jzenman,

I respect your opinion regarding the meaning of home, me as a palestinian have grown up in three different countries, I had the chance to visit Palestine only twice and right now am not allowed to visit it anymore, but as I understand the meaning of home to you, I hope you understand its meaning to me.

Palestine is not only a peice of land, it has a special place in Islam, just like Mecca it is for us. Now to make it more clear, this war hasn't started since the dawn of history, this one started in 1948, Palestine had Muslims, Christian and Jewish living in it, all brothers, and to this moment, the Pakestinian jewish (called Samera) don't approve what Israelies are doing, they even refuse serving in the army, and they are still brothers to Muslims and Christians people living in Palestine.

What's happening there IS NOT A CIVIL WAR, Israelies gathered from all the world and OCCUPIED Palestine by force, you say it's theirs from the beginning? WRONG! they were in Egypt, and they REFUSED entering Palestine with Mosses (Peace be upon him), they replied to him that there exist powerful people in it (Al-Kanaaneyeen), thjey were punished and cursed several times in history, if you read the Qoran well you would have witnessed that, they entered Palestine with a massacare, as barbarian invaders, they killed every man, woman, kid, sheep and everyhthing else that walked.

Israelies never had a culture of their own, they stole our traditional clothes, dishes and even music, as they did when they got to palestine thousands of years ago, when they stole the Kan'aanian culture.

The following is a link to an introduction to a book talking about the history of Hebrow and Jewish, it's in Arabic, and it has references of the mentioned information sources, you can either use google to translate this page to English, but I doubt it will be well understood, so am asking anyone here who are good arabic speakers to
Hosam
July, 28, 2006 11:23 PM
translate it to good English to make everything clear:

http://www.ju.edu.jo/publication/cultural%20magazine/jews.htm
matout from Jordan
July, 29, 2006 12:47 PM
hello every one, let us see the story Ola posted in here from a different angle. a different, objective point of view.

isn't it every one's/nations's right to search for what ever from it will have interest. isn't it every one's right to make his/her profit reach the max. and in any nation's case. the Micavillian theory is valid, especially in a world like the one we are living in today.

So every nation, US, Jews, Chinese, or even arabs. must search for the interest. so it is every nation right to use what ever available to defend the interest it want. (ethical or not this is not the issue here).

so the ball now in the other party's field. what would that party do to defend the interest it has. in order not to be taken

the story above show us how really we (as arabs) think and how they really think. they seizs every opportunity to maximize their profit. and we always crying

Sorry to say this but this is the hard truth and we must change it

Mahmoud has left the building !
Ola from Jordan
July, 29, 2006 1:26 PM
Quite palusible matout!